I don't like cities
But I like New York

Other places
make me feel like a dork

Los Angeles is for
people who sleep
Paris and London,
baby you can keep (repeat 8x)

Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad
Except New York
I love New York
I love New York
I love New York

If you don't like my attitude
Then you can F off
Just go to Texas
Isn't there where they golf?

New York is not for little pussies who scream
If you can't stand the heat
Then get off of my street
Get off of my street
You get off of my street
Get off of my street
Just get off of my street

Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad
Except New York
I love New York
I love New York
I love New York

(repeat with Get off of my street)